NICKNAMES FOR MY EX – GIRLFRIEND’S NEW 22 – YEAR– OLD BOYFRIEND WHO HAS BEEN KNOWN TO WEAR A ‘T’ – SHIRT THAT READS "I AM IN A PROMISING LOCAL BAND" DESPITE ACTUALLY BEING IN A PROMISING LOCAL BAND.

Morrissey Junior

Pulpboy

Missy Elliott Smith

Tiny Palace

Peter Frampton

Li'l Ozzy

W. Axl Crybaby

Bitch

Marty McFly

Jughead

Sonic Youth

The Skinny Mound of Rebound

Young MC

The Graduate

Mr. Not Gay Yet

Haircut 100

Jailbait

Olympia Boy

Scooter

Four-Eyes

Devil With a Blue Dress on